If you think im a hippy you should see these girls. They would scissor mother nature if they had the chance.
You drank the expired grape juice because you were convinced it had fermented into wine...you have a problem.
hahaha our party bus just died on the freeway and we're drinking in the center divider. i'm on the roof. i win
Do you think my bosses would frown upon Jameson with breakfast on this holiest of days?
this guy had a colored tattoo of Chucky on his leg, whatever drugs he does, i want them
For my 21st birthday, I require a kiddy pool filled with vodka. Make it so.
i was drinking at the bar last night with a guy with no bottom teeth, wearing zubas and a polka dotted hat. if that isn't the definition of wisconsin, i dont know what is
Like it was the Mama Mia of shit shows. That bad.
i mean let's face it...the pregnant girl was really slowing us down.
No one parties like Jon. He once stole a cops hat, ran like the wind, partied all night with it, and dropped it off at the station the next day with a box of donuts as an appology.
You get home okay?
I'm pantless and in bed
That doesn't mean you're at home.
When that bartender tried to tell us he sang like Sade, I knew it was time to go
As soon as we had sex he stopped opening doors for me. That wasn't an exchange. Im still a god damn princess
My neck is sore from all the headbanging. And I can't tell the difference between the jello stains and cum stains.
Then you guys just all showered together...?
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