So why didn't Edward and the Cullens just kill Hitler?
You need to stop watching Twilight.
Learned a lot. Like boys with frosted tips still exist. And that they're sensitive to constructive criticism.
So I feel really bad about last night...can i give you a blow job and we call it even?
I queefed so loud it echoed.
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She started crying. I don't think she's gotten head from a sax player before.
he walked down the highway for 3 miles at 4 am, and got me coffee on the way. i dont think a blow job would have been enough.
All I can think about is getting a lawsuit and chocolate
Their car went through the first bag of wine on the drive up...clearly 6 bags was not enough.
Im organizing a group to help fondle my shoe. Too many shots dude. Too many.
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Look, I'm just saying... paying ur respects to the neighbors who had a death in the family with food u steal from the neighbors having the cookout may result in a negative karma situation.
I caved man... I fucked her so vigorously, desperately trying to correct her wonky eye. My determination was relentless.
You are a terrible person.
I just try to be optimistic...
she opened a can of olives, drained the juice and poured ranch dressing in. oh and 'croutons' (saltines) on top...
This fucking storm better not ruin my sex plans this weekend
just used my $120 dollar stats book for the first time to kill an ant... good thing i stole it
he called her and asked for me. he wants to do dinner and a movie
her booty call wants to take you to dinner?
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