What's proper 1 nite stand etiquette?
Say hi to his dad and make him some breakfast.
i have yet to find a random guy that would make me want to do any position besides missionary, these are what normal people call "applying standards"
Correction, I've been on a lot of dates and a lot of dicks
Oh and then this old man who saw it happen goes "don't do that"
Hahaha what a helpful old man. Like you thought it was normal to be spilling gas everywhere.
we could easily be the first people to smoke 3 bowls and pound a Four Loco before goin on a tour of the Tillamook cheese factory
You're the only true friend I have, if true friendship is based off who would be there for me at 4am during a boxed wine crisis.
They were loudly fucking last night and there was way too much conversation involved. It wasn't even dirty talk, it was more like "your doing it wrong" talk
you're usually drunk when you offer. there's one time you called me, told me not to dye my hair red, and asked if i wanted to see your tits.
Yeah well you try taking nice pictures while you have pizza crust lodged in your throat
He asked me for a pic so I sent him a pic of my boyfriends dick.
drying my bra with a hair dryer wasn't exactly how I had planned on starting my day.
I have never encountered a chode in the wild
try to milk me bitch
Even after hearing me fuck his friend twice in one night, he still follows me around like a puppy.
Really should've known 2020 was gonna suck when the guy dressed as baby new year got arrested at our party 5 past midnight...
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