called my therapist. she asked if I was sad bc of m.j.'s death. are ppl that pathetic?
you need more empathy. some people get depressed for reasons OTHER than being a whore.
America approved of our night. A bald eagle flew over us at 7am
In preparation of Wine in the Woods next weekend, today we're hosting Straight Vodka in the Bathtub
when you agree to fuck a guy it does by NO means make it okay for his roommate to hide in the closet with doritos and watch
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I don't mean to insult you, but did you leave your training bra in my bedroom last night?
How am I so hungover that wearing sunglasses hurts my head?
Nhl reached an agreement. I plan on getting me some celebratory sex from a hockey player.
He might not have any marketable talents, but the kid dry humps like no other.
My nerves will need dicks later so.. I'll call you
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I mean, if there was a version of you with a penis, you'd fuck it...right? Like just outta curiosity at least
It's Jesse McGoddamn Cartney, the whole world sings that shit
Dinner at 5, shrooms at 10.
Oh god...Did I just fuck a sugar granddaddy?!
I might need to come puke in your toliet on the way home
I can't be held responsible for what I do for you after a blowjob like that.
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