i keep myself tagged when other girls look bad/ugly so i look better
Probably, but last night was a special kind of drunk. It was a "let's see how drunk I can get without killing myself" drunk.
Fucking Canada. At least when they wake up tomorrow they're still in Canada
i stalked him back to the creation of his facebook in november 2008. that bad.
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Dude its 315 and I'm sitting here eating slices of cheese. Don't talk to me about tomorrow.
my fake id says im a 34 yr old russian lady ... how is this working
you don't know what its like to have your bartender tell you that you owe him beer money infront of your mother at 3pm on a tuesday
Lots of alcohol last night skiing this morning = me throwing up off chairlift
Im pretty sure by the fifth subway ride after going in circles the four times prior, we all just accepted that we werent making the concert and should instead enjoy our magical weed and tequila laced journey.
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That man gives me hope. I can't help it. And by "hope" I mean "wood."
All I know is you walked out of the kitchen in some kind of French onion dip bra and started passing out individual chips to guys saying " do you dip?"
Watching Faye Reagan porn all weekend for St Patty's day. Nothing has ever seemed more appropriate.
SPICY FOODS AND BLOWJOBS DON'T MIX.
YOU SAID YOU'D TRY ANYTHING ONCE YOU LIAR
No. I don't like you. I like your penis. Chin up. At least I like part of you.
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