Kroger has a sale on economy packs of some ridic brand of condom with a smiley devil heart on it $4.99 for 24
Sounds like a baby waitign to happen
A guy in a sombrero stopped to take a picture with me sitting on the curb.
Bath mats should not be used at mops. they don't work. consider this a drunk psa
mid blow job she looked up and said "we aren't even facebook friends!"
congratulations to me i think I am on the road to legitimate alcoholism
cool. same. I'm in class drinking
NOT OKAY
sorry for partying
THATS NOT PARTYING THATS DRINKING IN CLASS
He looks like he's going to feed me a taco and then stab me. It's probably a good idea he's a lawyer
Stoned in some guys basement listening to ELO. it's like its 1978.
Then again, he has huge mansions.
*manboobs.
Actually here it's more "lie around naked in a dark room" weather.
i liked you for your lack of ambition and abundance of weed
Come over. I have beer, your weird ass vegan pizza, and a raging hard on.
Marry me.
I DONT HAVE A FUCKING JOB RIGHT NOW. DO YOU THINK I HAVE TIME TO WASTE GOING BACK AND FORTH WITH SOMEONE WHOS LYING, ABOUT LYING, AND JUST BEING A LIAR? HONESTLY, YES I DO HAVE TIME. BUT I HAVE A FUCKING LOT BETTER THINGS I COULD BE WASTING MY TIME DOING. LIKE ORGANIZING MY POKEMON CARD COLLECTION.
WHY DID I MAKE A 7 minute video of me eating crackers and cheese when I was high
Send it to me
Wanna go get tea? Warning: I will be high in an hour.
Shame - the story of my life.
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