walking on gravel proved too much for her barefeet so she traded her bra for some guys sneakers.
I showed him my bush... on skype.
I realized i make the same noise when i get a blow job as when i eat pizza
We gotta make a movie eventually. All good, long-lasting relationships include a homemade porno
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He had me believing he was actually British until he came and used his real voice.
I think I'm interested in anyone that recognizes I actually have a pulse
I don't drink so I see St. Patty's as an LSD type of day. Its like a more hardcore 420
That's actually a fantastic idea... The kinky sex dungeon will be vastly improved by the addition of a lightsaber
I'm drinking nothing but vodka and coffee for the next 48 hours. For science.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He has a lot of emotional energy invested in your vagina.
Let's get matching tattoos, something that resembles our friendship
A tequila worm?
We're doing a team debriefing of Saturday night in group text right now. As 75% of the female presence at that party we saw some shit.
I just delete my bank app from my phone to have enough storage to download tindr. Is this my life now?
I don't think you understand I turned down McDonalds for you.
Those brownies did us in. I honestly blacked out completely.
What brownies? Ohmygod.
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