MIND BOGGLER: batman and jesus are the same person. Think about it.
Hey man, did I leave the bottom drawer to my refrigerator that I had beer in at your house by any chance?
Saying he's good in bed would be like saying Soulja Boy is a good rapper, completely unlogical if you've heard him.
dude he passed out in the strip club on his birthday, WHILE he was getting a lap dance. That drunk.
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omg he is no good in bed, bless his little heart and his big dick
Are you wearing clothes?
Fuck no, who do you think I am
His legs actually look hot in that dress. He might even make a better girl than Josh
someone wrote my own number down on my hand and then call me.
Just gave candy to a strange child. Not my best move.
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Woke up at 10 with bourbon being shoved down my throat and him yelling, "shot train! Don't be a bitch"
Honestly I have a huge freedom boner right now and if I came it would be red white and blue
you're telling me you don't want to have sex 30,000 feet above the earth?
Well, you started screaming "I dont know you GO AWAY" to your mom when she was holding your hair as you threw up in her garden.
Add tweezing eyebrows to the list of things not to do while on adderol....
If I'm getting through this pandemic I'm doing it drunk.
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