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so i just googled the prescription for aldara i saw on your desk this morning...
just the thought makes me want to clean my vag with a clorox wipe
I am about to be in my happy place. (the shower with a 6 pack)
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I'm wearing an NBA shooting sleeve while jerking off...and yes my arm has stayed warm
Have you been tested recently?
Well I got my shots when I was a baby so I think I'm immune
I couldn't help thinking that my sock monkey was judging me
I've lost all respect for marriage since I joined this bachelor party.
Marking my student's "don't do drugs" posters while simultaneously texting my dealer, is this what being a grown up is like?
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I don't know. Something about answering "what did you do on Sunday?" Seems odd when the reply is, painted, went to the grocery store, put a restraint device on my bed.
if i do community service solely to impress a guy, everyone wins, right?
except your soul
"Yeah because the first thing I think of when I hear the word college is tear gas."
He wants to make me arch my back "like I'm having an exorcism". Not sure if I'm turned on or freaked out.
Thx for last night. I've never had so much fun while being told my life decisions are questionable at best.
Vodka, MiraLAX and Gatorade are perfect for the night before a colonoscopy
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