he asked me what things i liked that he did in bed, and i told him all the things i hated so he would use it on that new bitch and she wouldnt hook up with him anymore.
you for real need to get over him dude
if you don't go to jail tommorow I'll buy you a 40. Motivation.
I have sucked so much dick this week I think I am going to start sweating semen
Its mothers day and I have choke marks around my neck. Thanks for that.
Going to get yelled at but I labeled the reel "four dried up sluts decide going to the middle east to shop during a war is the best idea ever"
I woke up at 4 am to my roomate peeing all over my clean laundry. He thought he was in the bathroom and yelled at me for being in the bathroom with him while he was peeing.
He was drinking wine out of a pyrex measuring cup at two in the afternoon and told me my ass looked fantastic in my sweatpants. I love university
And then he tried to clean the throw up off my pants with 409
He was sleeping, but the way he was made him look like an adorable, fuzzy penis
If I ever see that bitch it is going down flavor of love style
I mean, you've seen me eat pizza, sober, out of a garbage can, and yet I refuse to go eat at that place. Just sayin....
I dunno, there's just something so\ncomforting about having his penis in my mouth.
I'm going to get high and eat ice cream until the pain goes away. You're welcome to join.
The power of the half flaccid cock, and to think, I thought I was just playing accordion in front of her Vagina!
So you broke your ribs while fucking? Dude you just got about 25% hotter.
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