its good for cellulite if you don't wear underwear. its true
you threw up in the oven last night. i found that out after i preheated it to cook a pizza.
needless to say, I hope she has to get an abortion again
What can I say, he stumbled upon the key to my heart: orgasms and mac 'n cheese.
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Either way, he made a blog for his cat.
Made a salesman quit his job, a saleswoman cry, and got a manager to half shout "fuck this"....successful drunk Christmas shopping
I just looked at the guy in the car next to me and he was wearing a divers mask. We just nodded cause we both understood.
Is it bad to have a craving for speed? I feel like my nose is thirsty.
I was a little curious what "unspeakable" things he could possibly do to my feet
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Killing two birds with one stone tonight: mastrabation meditation. Win win.
It was like, once I started flashing you, I couldn't stop.
I TOOK A FINGER IN THE BUTT YOU CAN OPEN THIS MESSAGE
I just puke and rallied at my anniversary dinner #winning
Are we DOING anything for lunch...if sex is involved, let's just be straight forward and stop wasting the first half hour! We just need to get to the point
Cat needed to get out last night. Walking to the door was too much effort so I encouraged (pushed) him to leave via window.
Isn't your room on the second floor?
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