hey, we don't wanna leave the house because we're watching fireworks on tv. this is america.
in spanish class. the girl next to me asked what Galapagos were. i told her they were islands. now she thinks Galapagos means islands in spanish
what do people who dont have blackberrys do while they poop?
he kept refering to his penis as the "eternal sunshine"
easter eggs filled with ecstasy. it's what jesus would do.
just found out i fit into magnum condums. this is going to be the best weekend ever
She woke up laying on my kitchen floor, ketchup bottle as her pillow, in front of my fridge.
You can't just send the picture of my vagina back to me, 2 months after we broke up, and make small talk out of it.
I just keep sniffing it hoping for an explanation.
its fine. mom just made me chug a long island. and made a crying face when i balked. we'll talk tomorrow.
BTW my friend remembers her as "the one with the pronounced chin"
This is worse than naked and afraid. This is drunk and confused.
The angle I tried to shoot a load on her face was unfortunate. I accidentally came on the David Bowie tribute she had out. Oddly, that made it more erotic.
I promise I won't bug you anymore, I just need the following things at your convenience but preferably soon: my earrings, cup, and panties. Thanks. Good talk.
Just saw a car towing a guy on skis drive by so that’s how Syracuse is doing today.
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