I will be home in 10 min. Dont be beating off on the couch
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Turned in a paper today on drug abuse. Chose to write about percocet. Just realized I started 2 sentences with "This amazing drug"
Also, our mothers are placing bets on which of us will get pregnant first.
The really sad thing is that I actually practiced crawling in my room yesterday in preparation for today
If life deals in absolutes, the in betweens are the most hairy.... Fortune cookie wisdom from a stoned Megan.
I woke up and he was starring at me and then said "do you believe in miracles"?
After arriving 30 minutes late, he slowly walked to his desk and halfway there he just falls over like a tree and passes out. I now have some sort of proof as to how awesome that night was.
It was great. They teamed up to hit on these two frat boys all night, until the frat boys started making out with each other. The looks on their faces...
i think ive reached a prime reproductive point in my life or somethin- i see gingers and all i want to do is have their babies. like my body knows that i have a to carry on a legacy
One more sleep until playoffs, Canucks are back this year, you bet your ass I'm going to uphold the tradition of being the 90 lb girl that fights every hairy ass Bruins fan at BWW.
How was the party
I came home with only one shoe, a t shirt tied around my shoeless foot and I was covered in motor oil. Oh and my shorts were inside out. So you tell me
Casey, if you want the continuing love of our mother, you're gonna need to stop drunk texting her from PCB.
I'm hungover and eating lunch at an elementary school. The children are barking. Litrealy barking, like dogs.
So this is what bad decisions tastes like...
Woke up with a glow stick in my boobs this morning. Must've dominated Sunday.
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