what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
I love my bros weed
Im gonna hate it in like 20 mins though
I'm 99% sure that for 3 hours I thought you were British. We must smoke that again.
halloween makes it hard to decipher real cops... from sexy men dressed up as them.
she said she didn't want to sleep with me again because I wasnt a generous lover. I ignored her slight moustache, didnt i? i think thats pretty damn generous
Found out that it IS actually possible to get road head from somebody in the back seat
I HAVE stop dating guys for their prescriptions, you have no idea how awkward family dinner was. Thank god for his xanax.
As soon as they started using chocolate milk as a chaser for captain Morgan, I thought l it'd be best to leave.
We waved. But it was a "let's hook up" wave.
Sitting here reading the internet and all i have to show for this summer is a shitty tan and the possible case of clamidia.
Exactly best part of my night he took of his shirt and surprise traveler fanny pack
Can I put tequila in the fish bowl? I think he wants to party too
My mom just asked me if I knew what Buzzfeed was. Then said she's watching the second Magic Mike for the bodies. Please help.
"He's not as cute as he was last week" and "I'm not as drunk as I was last week" are basically the same sentence.
so i fell out of a tree on the ave last night. someone told me there was alcohol at the top. bastards.
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