i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
just got out of a noise viloation because the cop recognized my roomate as his favorite chipotle burrito roller. just another reason I love ritos
The one night I bring a girl home you leave the footloose soundtrack playing.
You found Muppets From Space a little too intense, so you just sorta sat on the ground and stared at the wall plug for an hour and a half.
I want to punch and suck your dick at the same time. I don't think we have the healthiest of relationships.
There is a different car in my driveway. Have no clue how I got home.
I don't think he wanted to hear that my most serious relationship was my 1 1/2 year fuck buddy... I think he figured out that's where he's heading
Last time I get high to write a paper the night before it's due. "Tiny Wings and sexuality" is not an acceptable topic to for a paper. Class in 30 minutes. I'm fucked...
Did you pour a hundred fucking pounds of sand in my car last night?
lol... you weighed it?
You'd think, but when you nail one sorority sister, you might as well have nailed them all.
Just got attacked by a family of raccoons, I have the worst luck.
We had to go to his parents last night for dinner & ended up having a quickie in the bathroom while everyone else was outside smoking.. This is why we have a successful marriage.
I wrapped my scarf around his head and then made him go down on me
And I also said, "probe me"
Evvvvvveryone knows we hooked up in the DJ booth. People call it the BJ booth now. I've created a legacy
And today, on Faces I'd Like to Sit On .... The starting line up of the German National Football team
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