You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
What ever happened to making out with a few boob grabs here and there?
And then I have a slight inkling that I went up to the bar and tried to order the bartender.
She is sleeping in a dress because she's too drunk to put "real clothes" on
did anyone else see me puking into my coat sleeve?
I know it's pride week, but your asshole is just never supposed to taste like banana.
We shaved off his eyebrows I'm pretty sure his fiance will be thrilled at the wedding
$645 later, she's throwing up in my washroom and asking for a cab. Hooker are soooo much cheaper.
Hooked up with a guy resembling a bearded Cher. I need the lenses on my beer goggles fixed. Pronto.
Vagic. Defined as a kind of magic one has over a girl's vagina. Used in a sentence... he's an accomplished vagician.
I appear to have wine on my toes. I am really not clear as to how this happened. I'm gonna have a little lie down.
He was smart enough to bring a condom to our study date so I mean I'm sure he'll do fine on the test
We had sex and he ended up in the hospital... don't know if I should be worried or proud.
You ripped my pants off and gave me the choice use it or lose it what was I suppose to do.
just the thought of you slurpin down noodles really rustles my jimmy
you suck at sexting
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