summer is not the time to consider going full bush.
he likes to slap my ass alot untill he missed and hit his own balls poor bastard kept on going.
We stared down the barrel of pure insanity, took more and the electric elephant god rewarded our fearlessness by giving me golden skulls and naked women crawling out of the walls. I love acid
He insisted he brought his alarm clock everywhere, and then the girl screamed "fuck French people!"
My cat was watching porn with me. Weirdest bonding experience ever.
Do pleather leggings scream im easy on a first date?
So what's going on?
We hit boys town to get stupid. I mean invading Iraq stupid.
He peed off the roof and then we bonded it was beautiful
Actually here it's more "lie around naked in a dark room" weather.
Sometimes at I wake up from a dead sleep at 1am and call the bar just to hear the clink of the glasses and the pouring of the beer on tap in the backround
I had to say goodbye to one of my fuck buddies last night. He's voting for Trump, we shouldn't be doing it anyways.
And to be fair, I think we all suspect that forbidden sex with an outlaw biker might be worth it.
I would rather contract a disease that would eat me from the inside out and make me suffer painfully while it slowly killed me than to put myself through the 20 minutes of agony that is having sex with you ever ever again.
I think you're talking dirty but I'm not sure???
Pretty sure he was in my class in like 2nd grade
I like how you know everyone I've ever fellated.
I just thought you should know that you should be proud of your dick. It's pretty much perfect. Just, ya know, by the way.
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