On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
Kay wants to put chicklets in our cooters to make beavers and take pix captioned Got Wood? Taking public transit does scary things to her.
just found out i fit into magnum condums. this is going to be the best weekend ever
You've slept with me you know how lazy I am in bed.
Change of plans I'm coming home and shotgunning all the beer we have.
i didnt have any regrets until i found out he was a freshman.... and the only reason he got into yale was because of soccer... and he wasnt premed.
1 tequila 2 tequila 3 tequila, floor.
*roof
Going to the u of w I constantly have that moment of, oh hey I felt you up at that rave at folk fest that one time. Winnipeg is too small.
I'm instituting a new rule. If you wake me up at 3am about wrinkled blankets, I get to throat punch you
I'm sorry I came to your house drunk and fed pizza to your dog.
woke up to find i out made out with his roommate before hooking up with him. breakfast was awkward to say the least
you made a mix containing mostly whiskey. then you took a sip, gagged and yelled "perfect!"
I may have been mad at the Supreme Court/patriarchy and tried to hate fuck myself.
So my new thing apparently is getting wasted, showing people my slytherin socks and convincing them I'm slytherin..because why not
On another note, I kinda only wanna poop laying down now
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