Well, I'm a guy so I don't have one, but if its anything like the inside of my nose, yes, vodka would burn.
the last thing i remember is unlocking the door. its like i was literally opening the door to my blackout
you told me heaven would be the 3 of us at Moe's forever and every hot girl that walked in would ask us to play stone face
the party was called freshmen disorientation. i was just following the theme
she could've warned me his penis was curved
ya i dont think she expected you to get with her boyfriend.
I made out with a guy because he was sitting on my coat...
I haven't gotten it in awhile but since spring break is next week I'm willing to have a pregnancy scare if it means no bleeding through the suit
Yeah wouldn't want it to interfere with beach sex. Nothing should interfere with beach sex
I was out with the drag queens until 7am. This is the hangover I needed to kick my ass back to sobriety. Dear Virgin Mary, fuck my life.
I wasn't that drunk, I know my limits. When peeing became difficult I stopped taking shots.
Happy Thanksgiving! Hope its not too awkward that your dad and your boyfriend are the same age.
So my roommate just came out of the shower with a dude...guess that answers all questions as to whether or not he's gay
Idk man, we spent like 20 mins arguing about the moral ambiguity of fucking in someone else's car
Yeah we fucked. I ran into her the next day, I had to pick up the girl scout cookies I ordered from her boyfriends kids.
That's really the only reason I'm dating you, the prospect that I might get bacon
Apparently someone was hiding in a storm drain dressed as Pennywise from it and offering passersby free penis enlargement pills.
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