What did I say to him last night?
Something along the lines of "your not here, I'm going to fuck sam. call me later babe, this won't take long, love you"
all in all not a bad night
Oh my god. Oh my god. Oh my god. I drunk emailed a professor on friday. Oh my god. Oh my god.
You'll be proud of me
Who did you not have sex with
Damn it...you know me too well
and he said i stripped him down, hand cuffed him to his bed post, and tickled his arm pits, and then continued to watch The Hangover.
He told me he loved me mid lick. Anyone that can look at me from that angle, lick my vagina, and say they love me must absolutely mean it
Your either lost or getting food, if your lost find me a girl on your way back, if your getting food grab me a double cheese
Brown or brunette? Ketchup or mustard?
I love you bro
Happy cinco de mayo!! Puke filled sombrero in the lawn needs to be picked up and whos never punched my fence boards in half needs to replace those by the way the owner of those panties (see attached photo) anytime you wanna cum over;-) hiii!
Things you Cant unsee: When your smartphone syncs to your dads laptop and downloads photos...including his porn stash.
Nice. The Governor's son bruised my vagina.
That's going to be the title of my memoir.
Molly I still can't believe u puked in that guys hands and still got laid
I AM STRANGELY AROUSED BY THIS UNEXPECTED DEVELOPMENT AND I AM COMPLETELY OK WITH THIS.
I'm setting goals and achieving them. I'd say I'm quite mature for my age.
You're goal was to fuck him and you don't even remember it.
He's my blizzard buddy. We're blowing lines and doing a 3D game of thrones puzzle
I went to finger her and found a penny. I think ill keep it.
I think it’s appropriate to celebrate the start of mother’s day at the bar with the men that almost made me a mother
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