Her problem is just that he inner beauty is just as ugly as her physical beauty
I need some transition time from spring break.. can we day drink between classes this week?
She's gonna be fat in the future. On a side note I had a "It's not you, it's me." conversation with a bottle of jack last night.
found inexpensive tickets to Norway. Questioning if its legal. PLEASE tell me you remebered the walkie talkies and face paint.
I have effectively turned laundry day into a drinking game.
I woke up at 5:47 in the morning to you peeing on my parents bedroom floor. I think we've established that you have a limit .
I want to throw all of their shoes in the pool so I feel like there is some justice in the world
he drank all my beer while i was at work and passed out on my couch, when i got home he was out cold and my room mates pig was licking him. they seemed peaceful, so i took 20 bucks from his wallet and left again.
our friendships a beautiful delicate flower...that has been crushed by peni
We were going to play manhunt in a strip club, calling it mancunt.
See, this is why we give you shit. Ashley gets her car cleaned out, I get multiple enchiladas made, and you get cum in your eye.
Lol woke up with mangoes in bed with me
Left Las Vegas at 2:30 am, woke up at 11 AM at a Barstow gas station with the Valet from Ceaser' palace snoring in the backseat and no memory of how we got there. I felt like Raoul Fucjing Duke right then and there.
Have you ever wondered if we are just made up characters in someone's head? You'll have to forgive me right now I think I have 7 thumbs
It's 1:37. You have 23 minutes to get your dick to the bar before I go home with the bartender... tick... tick...
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