Do you think he likes his girlfriend's moustache?
she read insantiy as in-nast-tit-ty and asked what the hell does that mean...
Someone will be leaving this trip either pregnant or devastated.
thats the sluttiest christmas spirit ever.
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He screamed "Hug me!" and dove into the bushes. How he gets laid every weekend is beyond me.
Its only fair we share our golden vaginas with the world. It would be selfish if we didn't.
I vagually remember taking your birthcontrol and washing it down with ash water
she brought my homemade cookies with condoms taped to the box... im in love
I spent the whole weekend building houses out of popsicle sticks for my bowls. How was your weekend?
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No, I know her type. Tall, lanky, uses teeth when giving head, and runs like a giraffe. Don't do it man..
They're having lesbian sex while I play super mario world. I hope they like the music
I mean, as I was vomiting in front of a giant crucifix I became acutely aware of my poor choices
You would critique a dick pic. Damn art people.
I was so high I just stared at the papa john's app on my phone and cried
He looked so uninterested when the stripper was slapping him. Now his roommates are harassing me about how crazy our sex must be.
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