I'm fucking him on the second date. I don't give a fuck what Patti Stanger says.
They just gave us root beer floats. I guess I won't quit my job today.
My walk of shame was far more interesting today. He's moving and was cleaning out his apartment, so not only was I carrying my clothes, I also walked away with 4 bottles of cheap wine and a jar of ragu.
5th glass of wine. There's pictures of Jesus everywhere. It's like you're constantly reminded of your sins here.
Do you relize what downtown will be like this week? Like open season. But instead of deer its hot baseball players from all over the country that we'll never have to see again. I swear the college world series is a gift from god.
i looked up and she was looking over the stall watching me pee and told me to unlock the door. that dedicated to sucking my dick.
the parade is in 5 days. put your big boy pants on and come to beer training. time to build your tolerance. i can't have you passing out in a bush with a cape on again this year.
This american gymnastics guy.... He just messed up. I feel so bad. I just wanna hug him until he stops crying. Not even in a sexual way. I just wanna hug him.
I just want to have such an intense orgasm that my heart stops and I die. I mean that would kind of suck for the guy I'm fucking but then again he could be like "I'm that good"
me and him got disney princess makeovers at disneyworld. this is why gay guys make the best friends.
Got with someone dressed up as Allen from the hangover so that's where I'm at in life
He finally delivered on the dick pic, and Jesus Christ, it was worth the wait.
And I got shut down by a ginger. It was a weird night
I admit it could have gone better but look at it this way, since I broke the urn you don't have to worry about spreading the ashes.
this is the 3rd time this week I've gone to the liquor store to stock up for the next 2 weeks
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