he also called and said i only cheated on you 8 times but they were all trannies
and someone in the background yelling "one was fat so that counts as one and a half"
SECOND walk of shame from the westside Hilton, SECOND foreign family w kids staring at me in my dress, glitter purse, spiky heels and booze breath. I said I was going to church. More confusion.
the toilet has never flushed louder then when you sneak home drunk and try to avoid your parents hearing you puke.
In my 8 am class there was a pack of birth control on the board with a note saying, "Some dude somewhere is unhappy."
So I think his penis grew over the weekend. Is that possible or does absence make the dick grow longer?
He's nice but I'm a one bouncer kind of girl
It's a lost cause. Soon she's gonna get naked, just let nature run its course
He told me we shouldn't hang out because it would be weird and then snap chatted me a picture of his dick
I'm filtering his penis picture so I can see it better
Unless he's under 18, in which case you put him back where you found him this instant.
Not a problem, sailor. I speak both autocorrect and typo.
Dude chill patience is a virtue.
WHY DOES PATIENCE HAVE TO BE A VIRTUE, WHY CAN'T HURRY THE FUCK UP BE A VIRTUE?
well tomorrow I get to eat fungus and go to an abandoned city.
most people would fear that statement, but i wish to join you
Do NOT. I repeat. DO NOT call me little one after we have fucked. In no world is that ok. Even jesus agrees.
Have you ever forgotten how to pee? I did last night. Standing in front of the urinal with dick in hand. WTF were we drinking???
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