Any toy can be an adult toy. Location, location, location.
They should make Glad Forceflex condoms.
Do you know how hard it is to masturbate with a runny nose?
When you wake up, I have rum and am in town
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regular news: took many shots of tequila.....bad news: woke up with a toothbrush and vagisil next to me.....good news: clean as a whistle
On that note; HAPPY 21: THE SEQUEL from the back of an ambulance!!
She just referred to her vagina as "this bitch".
Apperanlty I was screaming "It's hard to swim with a broken ankle sir" and then tackled the lifeguard. The joys of blackouts
She just fell in the river. Meet us downstream with the bottle.
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You kept hugging the big bouncer & feeling the other ones beard
So far, my day has been sparkling with the tears of a thousand rainbow unicorns. I'd say this is quality shit you've grown.
Remember, ur body isn't a visitors center
Jesus christmas you are like the Martha Stewart of threeway planning
Where did you go?
I'm not really sure. They have flavored vodka. I like it and I'm never leaving. Ever.
I woke up at 3:30 this morning to pee. Luckily, I didn't have to travel far as I was asleep in my CLOSET on my yoga mat. Good news is I had a pillow...
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