Im in Brooklyn, he wasnt 23 or a musician pick me up
im at a loss of words.... a stripper is dancing to a Justin Bieber song.
He told me all about his plan for proposing to his girlfriend as pillow talk.
You were directing traffic around her for 30min after she passed out in the middle of the road.
You really are best friends.
Its official. I've reentered slutty territory. I was a condom away from having sex in a childs playhouse at a park. Oh and I lost my car keys.
Yeah got a self inflicted broken nose.
I'm so pissed my boobs hit the emergency stop button during my workout
I'm doing homework tonight but if you end up going out drinking I would like one courtesy peer pressure text.
I mean I'm into guys with money but more into guys I'm actually attracted to
yeah i guess i'd rather he was hot than rich
wow i don't know if that qualifies as growing up but if it does i'm all in
I can't get over how you look like his sister and he wants to fuck you.
It probably would have happened but I just can't picture myself losing my virginity while laying on top of his Quiksilver duvet set.
He kept squeezing my butt and telling me how smart I was
HOW THE FUCK IS IT POSSIBLE THAT THE JUNIOR HIGH STUDENT IS BETTER AT BEING AN ADULT THAN I AM!?!?
Are those your contacts stuck to the mirror?!
Yeah. Drunk me tried to put my contacts on the mirror where my eyes were.
I basically spent the entire weekend in bed with that red head.Every time I tried to leave she got me too horny to think straight. I was kidnapped by vagina
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