there should be a rule against ugly people hooking up.
yeah...but then what would the ugly people do? hook up with pretty people? yeahhh..don't see that happening in the near future. plus i'm not okay with that.
Someone told me that drinking would get me no where in life. Drinking has gotten me everywhere in life.
Her boobs more than make up for all the flaws with her personality.
I'm officially "accidentally set myself on fire" drunk
im sorry for trying to flush a roll of toilet paper down with my puke. probably not great for your toilet
I think they're German
Just say lederhosen and see what happens
No. I heard a cover of "my heart will go on". This is not sanity.
Got super judged by this lady at the Rolling Stones concert last night. Bitch don't look so salty at my dad and I splitting two joints, an edible, and two margaritas. It's the stones.
I almost died in that meeting. Nearly dried up and blew away in the pure powder form of boredom
I know that feel bro
Sexting across continents is really a perfect example of how far technology has come.
He has no idea he's waking up in slut palace tomorrow morning
if you guys find pieces of my teeth don't throw them out please
you bet i'm gonna rock his four-foot-two world.
Is it bad that I like to have a guy to flirt with in every class? I feel like it's excellent motivation: to shave, to shower and to show up.
Whoever thought of breakup sex is my new best friend
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