I like how she turned her beer into a wet t-shirt contest
he looks like a really good dad on facebook
If that really is brett favre's penis, no wonder she ignored his calls
I owe her a pancake or a second hand orgasm
She gave me head because I gave her my pack of cigarettes...And you said quitting would be hard.
They want me to get them some X for there wedding present. I'm on the way to get it now
if i can get a chik with a dibaetes pump naked a sling certainly isnt going to get in my way
Have you ever noticed that the cities in car commercials look really futuristic?
...did you eat that brownie?
I guess I could probably fit that in between deep self reflection and teenage mutant ninja turtles
Dan I was a mess I made out with a 40 yr old who gave me a wad of cash for Christmas. Like wtf
In the middle of having sex she stopped, said "guess what, it's clitoris awareness week" and then continued fucking me
Just figured out my hair is long enough to tie my wrists together. . .get over here NOW!
I think he's an actor
That's not a good enough reason to wear guy-liner
Her tramp stamp said call me maybe. You should have run for the nearest decontamination shower immediately.
i just woke up on the desk in his dorm with him snoring in my vagina. better than last week waking up to a different guy puking on my bare ass i guess.
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