i would totally switch to progressive if they'd let me bang that girl in the commercial.
He's a collector of sorts
Any cool stuff?
You should see the collection of booggers in the carpet next to his desk
high people should be assigned attendants
So howd u manage to get high at a one year olds birthday anyway?
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he can show you his cooooock\nshining, shimmering, splendiddddd
Trust me I was high for like 5 years...I got this
Why i have shady connections. Owner just txt me asking to come by and judge the new stripper.
Oh Brad. Your poor brain, always being ignored for your penis and crazy women.
Fun thought: I realized the thing I miss most about him is dixie kong's double trouble on his super Nintendo. It's possible that I don't have a soul.
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Turns out I hooked up with a chick who has lupus. I don't know if that's a bucket list thing or not, but it's now on mine. Check.
She's licking the whiskey out of the carpet. I think we may be soulmates.
i definitely signed you up to receive text message notifications from a jukebox last night. Not even sorry.
I'm so glad I can be everyone's guide to the world of fucked up kinks
Full body rubs, head scratches, foot rubs, massages, a penis that is able to get hard whenever you want it. I mean ive got a lot to offer
That was the best shit ever it was like an exorcism for my colon
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