yah I made NO friends last night. at one point i think i replaced talking with spitting
hey sry I lost all my numbers who is this?
pat the guy you slept with
still need a last name
just woke up in the hotel with gummi bears all around me and someone took the tv
we took the tv and as for the gummi bears don't eat them you put em in her vagina
That's because you're a slut. A slut fucking a fence.
Its your turn to fuck our RA next time she threatens us with an underage.
Remember me drinking the vodka from in between your legs?
I drank all the drinks. And jump off roof. Yay
Sometimes I love sober logical me. She makes rare appearances but when she does she shines.
You are not going to get a pat on the back from me for not fucking that 40 year old again.
My day in three words: secret purse cake
And he came by and picked me up. We cuddled in his car then had sex until... an officer doing his rounds put a spotlight on crazy haired, naked me straddling him.
Like he was inside me when I made eye contact with a police man.
apparently when a guy says "if there's anything missing in your life, I will provide" he's not expecting attractive lesbians to be the answer.
Is it possible to sluttify a hobbit costume? Cause if so, this will be my biggest accomplishment.
Does this mean I have to put a bra on now
Greetings from Florida; the armpit of the US, where my 240something lb brother nearly got carried away by some aggressive woodland mosquitoes. I was only spared because they could probably sense I was currently semi-disassociating and would not feel the suffering their presence wrought.
Anyway, how was your day?
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