I just made out with a guy for $7.
bahahaha. this guy working at subway literally has someone's name tattooed on his arm, crossed out, and another name below it.
the next time i see a chick with leggings under her jean skirt...i'm gona beat her ass with a fashion magazine...
We walked into the bar in The Flying V formation from The Mighty Ducks. We were ready.
I decided that not getting a job after college is gods way of telling me I will make a great housewife
the world took limewire and four lokos away from me in one week....hello depression
They nicknamed me the gargoyle. Sex with me is getting gargoyled. The last one I fucked yelled "gargoyle me" for dirty talk. I think fucking me is part of their pledging initiation. Somewhat OK with this.
we've had sex 4 times and he still refers to me as 'the chick in my chem class'
My ex just called and told me that he is on his way to the hospital because he popped a vein in his dick. Should I go to the ER with him or class?
Is it wrong I want to seduce my ex to prove the point to his current gf he's an ass?
I hate drunk me more than anyone else in this world
Of course i made out w him. He was painted green. You know of my secret longing for the Hulk.
Fun fact: the guy I banged last night. His middle name on his birth certificate is "Windstorm."
Note to self: never fuck a Canadian, surprisingly highly disappointing
Also, feel like I need to install a nanny cam to remind myself what I did the night before.
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