took shots out of a medicine cup. i can get used to college.
Come see our sink grown plant.
Somebody spraypainted a transformers head on a transformer box..my life is complete
i really wish james franco would like my vagina
Does your gf have any friends she can hook me up with?
Better looking than her though please.
Ps if we're still living vicariously through each other, you had sex on a beach last night
When he went down on me, I saw his bald spot... It completely ruined the experience
My god. We'll be gay porn millionaires.
EARTHQUAKE STATUS DRINKING GAME
Just out of curiosity. Did you wait until my fb picture was well liked by others before liking it so people won't know we're fucking?
I let my daddy issue flag fly free last night.
Nah I've been there. The worst you'll see is some hobo peeing in a sewer at 3 am on a Saturday
You could be a whistle.. And just ask bitches if they want to blow you all night
My fire has petered out without you
My Peter has fired out without you
That might be the most romantic thing you’ve said to me, unfortunately.
Last night we proved the theory that "harder" is the worst rough sex safe-word ever.
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