I have glitter on my penis. Do you know anything about this?
I feel like she's the kind of girl who always ends up with guys who have oddly shaped dicks..
We didn't need to cut her off. I'm pretty sure the lit candle she almost drank would have done it for us
votre penis est TRES GRAND. i used vous because your penis is SO big
His body is just chiseled out of sex. I would let that man do anything to my body. Including fuck me while my parents watch
I couldn't help thinking that my sock monkey was judging me
It feels like there's puke trying to explode out of me from behind my eyeballs.
He's both a cowboy and a firefighter. Saying "no" was not an option.
Don't act like you're not jealous that I disappeared into the closet to blow my husband. Marriage = all the cock I want.
I have a tab of a google image search of onion rings open and it is making me so happy.
We had a moment of silence for all of the orgasms he gave me with his beard before he shaved it off.
u would mumble something and then get unnecessarily loud and say random shit like 'id fuck the shit out of taylor hanson right now'
Remember when I was real fucked up and said I would give up utensils and only use chopsticks for lent?...just got the reminder on my phone.
Omg I just smoked and it was the end so I basically got resin and death, my throat feels like the twilight vampire description of their thirst for blood
Our sex sesh was interrupted by a bunch of hobos fighting outside his apartment.
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