if you call bong hits and onion rings a party, then yeah
i learned of a new sex move called the pterodactyl. 3 guys stand in a row. 1 girl blows the one in the middle while jerking off the other two. kids these days!
Yaeh! Back in our day we had to wait our turn for some party whore to blow us!
well there you go. the average partycunt evolved into megapartycunt just like scientists predicted.
so we started it doggy style, but since we were really drunk kinda fell to the side and turned into a 'lazy dog'... my new favorite position btw
just cockblocked my boss's 17 year old son at the Christmas party
MISSING: One left eyebrow. Reward if returned.
I gave you head at the stadium on a Thursday night ESPN game. That damn well better be worth points on the score board!!!
As the night goes on these shots are getting so much easier. My liver jst needed a warmup lap.
She kept talking about how amazing the banana she had yesterday was. Don't know if it was innuendo, stoned, or just a really amazing banana.
She had YOLO tattooed on her ass. Like, one cheek said YO, the other said LO. Even I can't handle that level of hot mess.
Do you deliver to the black dark pit where I am? I think it's called.... The toilet? Right next to hell...
jen just told me ur idea of revenge was saluting while letting his bong float away while attached to some balloons.
I jumped out of a moving car going sixty into my driveway because I had to shit so bad. It is not a good day today.
We learned many a lesson today about drug use in canoes
Just saw the ex while I was at CVS at 3am buying Depends for my heavy flow
do you think that identical twins have the same size junk? i just want to know your opinion before i find out.
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