One minute shes telling me about her volunteer work then she whips out a 12 inch dildo
you made me watch la bamba, and then you yelled at me for disrespecting your mexican heritage.
Apparently I joined a band last night. Definitely my favorite blackout.
Found a pint glass in my snow pants.
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all i remember is being at the diner with her at 3am and her storming into the kitchen to make sure the chef gave me regular fries instead of home fries.
He left a trail of vomit straight from our dorm to the bathroom. Looks like we have our identities for the rest of the year.
This guy just tried to hit on me on facebook. His most recent listed education is middle school. This is my life.
Really? A fat girl?
I'm walking her back. Chill out.
She is a nice girl okay. For some reason we are in my room though.
I WOLD FCUK YUO INTOO THE MOON
THE MOOOOOOOON
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but seriously, if you see a redhead running down the street tonight in a carrot costume, call 911. He's tripping hard.
Oh god. Charles just fell off the bar. Didn't spill his drink. He's come so far..
Day drunk. He was sitting in the back seat, opened the door, leaned out, and peed right there in the dutch bros drive through. No one even noticed haha
Do I masturbate or eat a pound of matazah. Alissa help what do I do??
It's a classy one I promise! Their toilets are cushioned an tier wifi is named hummingbird
found a note from drunk me saying "don't worry i fed the mice". WHAT MICE?
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