Hallmark should totally make "congratulations on getting your period" cards...I feel they would be quite popular.
bang him and never speak to him again. also, queef in his face.
i dont this its possible to queef on command.
If im paying 4grand for laser eye surgery, it better help with beer goggles cuz last night was pretty rough.
I'm telling you the guy came in bought a box of condoms and all three of the chicks that came in behind him followed him to his car. I want his life
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I want to spend time with you, and by time, I mean real time. Not your dick in my mouth time.
I had no idea a 5'8 girl could fit entirely on her knees in front of the passenger seat of a Sunfire, but I am very happy to now have that knowledge.
Shrimp lo Mein doused in green apple Smirnoff is a rare delicacy only a few get to experience..guess I should consider myself lucky
And then you proceeded to sneak behind thee bar and hold up an empty bottle of vodka and scream LOOK WHO THE BARTENDER IS NOW BITCH!
We're only going to be this young and this cute but for so long. And how often is it that a pack of Albanian law students is in your house?!
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I woke up in a tutu and topless. How was your night?
you know that feeling on acid where you think the world stops just to fuck with you? That's what it felt like.
this night may include but is not limited to : police encounters, wild animals, stomach pumping, and waking up in a field
Chilling on my porch debating between pre work drinking or video games and getting high.
I don't like how my gyno is telling me how to live my life.
Science requires me to take a picture of your nipples.
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