But, the reference to being horny and then blending a banana is troubling
Omfg I am plowed. Had drinks with 3 milfs. Going out on their boat tomorrow. They want to show me how buoyant they are.
I would say the hottest chick there looked like Susan Boyle and the ugliest like Bea Arthur
Nice use of current day folklore
it was like brushing your tongue but with a fucking long toothbrush.
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woke up with a sweatshirt on that said "someone special calls me grandma" and a sword. i'm just going to assume that it was a good night
she kept calling me pablo. i just went with it.
I JUST WANT TO WATCH PORN BUT THE CAT IS JUST SITTING HERE LICKING HIS BALLS. I CAN'T DO IT.
When I told her that her boyfriend was making out with another chick, all she said was "which one"
Dipping doritos in Grey Poupon. Why does no one treat me like the lady I am?
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Right when he gets off the plane they're going straight to a party where you're only allowed in with a bottle of whisky and they are given bullet proof vests.
I don't know but someone, somewhere gave someone a hand job and someone else was pissed about it...
You shall now refer to my vagina as patty and patty only
It's almost like sex was the ice breaker and now we're sociable at the gym
Where are you? Where am I? Why am I so red?
A reminder in my phone just went off saying, "Fuck.On.Roof- the Great Bambino". This makes me excited and slightly nervous.
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