Buhtt sex?
I could have mohawked her pubes.
fuck dude i blacked out on a tuesday. what am i doing with my life?
Winning.
I love taking my adderall while im in class! As soon as I take the pill out everyone around me just stares in envy!
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I imagine anything that isn't a dilldo attached to a jackhammer, powered by a generator won't be amazing enough for you
I took the precaution of putting my macbook the one place in the dorm there is no way i can piss on it... the toilet
He keeps whispering to me that he can't wait to tie my hands up with my wig?
Every time she shows up on my newsfeed, I get the taste of tequila in my mouth.
Finals week...the biggest cock block since your brother threatened me with a beer bottle at the bar.
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I'm currently braless eating the balls of the penis cake and drinking warm champagne. I'm 3 cats away from crazy at this point
I'm so fucking horny right now If I blink I might cum
We were in his kitchen and she turned to me with a straight face and an avocado in her hand and said "Can we steal this?"
He held my hair back for me while i vomited in my driveway last night and i repayed him by farting mid-heave.
Officially spring today. First sighting of loud-ass Steller Jay on the balcony.
Cookies and nudity, all you need in life
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