Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
I just heard a teenager say to his friend "dats my baby! i was hittin her up on myspace like gurllll. she got me steamin". must have missed the memo its 2005 and we still use myspace.
someone, somewhere in austin has to have a muppet
just opened a can of spagetti o's with a butter knife. the things u will do for food when ur stoned.
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so all the bums hang out by my new store, they have a leader we call king bum... He got dethroned by police today for choking out a hooker. The bum heirarchy is in shambles right now.
nothing says new school year like ambulances and police road blocks.
His penis will pick the quickest route to vagina. it's like an biological onstar.
you're avoiding the subject, i want to know how you ended up at the strip club with the dog, fucker
Oh, also as a concerning side note, my bra had drops of blood on it. So I don't know what the deal was, but someone I was around was definitely bleeding a decent amount.
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With everyone putting up pictures of their moms on Facebook it's time to go single MILF hunting.
But idk if I cried about life then banged him or banged him and then cried. Chicken or the egg?
The girl in line in front of me at the grocery store is buying wine, m&m minis, a toothbrush, and condoms. Is it inappropriate to high-five her?
For some reason she gave me a handjob. It was all very confusing
I don't know how to say "Sorry I was banging your boyfriend before I knew about you but you're awesome and we should hang out." without just saying it.
It's an interesting experience to pee while a bird meows at you.
You need to get out of the house more
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