I had a dream last night that we were eating cake at Mercy...hahaha. I'm furious I didn't see you.
a girl just showed up to class in a zip up hoddie and sweat pants. said she over slept. i guess she got hot and unzipped it , it was only then she realized was sleeping without a shirt or bra.
just looked at his mug shot... not really my type
I think I've hugged the toilet more times than I've hugged my own family members.
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do you guys have 30-35 shot glasses? because if not, i don't even see a point in me coming
It got to the point that I had to make flashcards with their name on the front and dick pics on the back.
He won't ever take me seriously if I keep getting drunk and hooking up with all his friends.
I have to cancel. My sons dad is out of jail unexpectedly and i'm kinda an emotional wreck. P.s. This is not the life I dreamed of as a little girl.
so serious though like its almost like I'm playing a game that's my life and Im always losing
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I woke up cuddling a ham. That's not a euphemism. I actually slept with an entire ham.
Never thought I'd see the day when I got assless chaps in the mail, and yet here we are...
I'd still fuck that
You'd fuck a dead moose
Quite possible
I’m 95% positive I adopted a bunny last night.
You had cocktails, didn’t you?
PSA Do not blow dry your junk.
But really, what kind of hoe life adventure in Mexico would you do that would top me blowing a trucker?
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