10 dollar pizza all the toppings you want. Wait Until You See This Pizza
that's like riding a pigeon when you could fuck a bald eagle
her name was charlotte except you kept calling her chatroulette and yelling at her to show you her boobs
I feel like after all he sees, the dog needs to get baptized.
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Apparently I promised a worker at La Siesta free English lessons to make up for vomming all over the little Mariachi band.
I woke up exactly where I passed out... on top of him yet he somehow put his pants back on
I wish you could be here to assess my herpes before he gets here.
Cocaine can totally be concealed as MAC finishing powder. Drug dealer creds just went up 120 percent
I ran into cvs barefoot with my belt undone and shirt buttoned wrong and didn't even have to ask. The guy working pointed and said "they're back there."
That's how I look going for the pbr.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I still don't know why she was so offended when I emerged from the bathroom and told her my balls were now clean.
The best thing about this time of year is that all I have to do is add a random mardi gras decoration to my cart full of alcohol and boom, no more judging
I can hear the pillow talk now, "how many condoms did you bring? Good, put them all on,"
I can't believe the police had to bring me to my booty call last night
Are you in a position where you can bring me some nachos?
Your youporn search history says otherwise.
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