I got my nipple pierced! I love it so much!
Well, there goes breastfeeding.
I didn't notice until this morning that he had a six inch RAT TAIL...
The lack of pants and amount of productivity in my life right now is amazing.
would really like to know how the teddy bear got super glued to my testicles.
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My living room is scattered with glow sticks wrappers, sparklers, face paint & beer cans?
It's not as cool looking when the drugs wear off, is it?
Thanks to you and Ketel One I now have a court summons with the actual word "frolicking" on it.
I just want brownies and waffles and someone to lick my tits
how many people can say they bit their tattoo off?
I told the DJ last night to play Third Eye Blind before 1:45 and just pointed at him as I walked away. He didn't do it and at 1:45 I just walked out pointing at him, without my friends
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you really need to remember next time not to write your name and phone number on the paper its wrapped in.
But what if it got lost?
its illegal. you dont want people to contact you if they find it.
I found a playlist on my ipod with only one song on it: gold digger. confused, but not surprised.
i need some fresh meat. meat that has a license and a job and isn’t a FULL-blown alcoholic. partial i could tolerate, bc, haha, let’s be honest, me likey my drinkies.
I just realized that Margarita Wednesdays are so much better now when followed by No Work Thursdays.
I’m torn. She’s crazy - like legitimately “Wear your skin as a suit” crazy. But her blow jobs and dirty talk are Pornhub quality!
Looks like the opera singer hook up is paying off. Ran into the MILF from 407 and she said “your lady friend sounded like a very lucky girl.”
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