Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
I'm giving you permission to use the abortion money to pay for your DUI.
hot pretzels for dinner, snacks, and now breakfast...oh to be a poor college student...everyday is like a carnival.
his recent searches consisted of "World record for not bathing" and "Miley Cyrus vs Taylor Swift". Not even i am that desperate.
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I could get a dump truck for 1000. Think of the possibilities.
Theres a picture of you hanging up on the wall in mcdonalds, i'm impressed
that ring i bought was worth the 6 bucks. wore it to the bar, told some girl i was recently divorced and wasnt ready to take it off. just got laid. THRICE.
Im surprised putting the throwing knife "dartboard" next to the door didnt end up worse
you are going to have to live with the consequences, i'm going to fuck your sister
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I'm eating Doritos that I crushed up n put in a cup so I only have to chill minimally.
I just set a reminder on my phone to get star spangled hammered this weekend.
I'm to sober to make life ruining decisions and alcohol is to expensive at this bar for me to fear that level of drunk happening
I couldn't find the oven mitts so I used a thick stack of tortillas
You said "I'm not gonna waste my last condom on you" last night.
She doesn't even give a fuck about angle. I seriously gotta start doing like penis yoga or something.
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