stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
She told you broke her computer after the little square in tetris wouldn't rotate for you...
Ive created a fbook group called "threesome" and invited two girls. Im not going to say a word and just see what happens.
I'm sober in pajamas at a bar. Nothing is ok about that statement.
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I need you to use more vowels.
I think I'm finally maturing. I'm happy he found someone. Good for him. I sincerely hope she doesn't choke on his tiny penis.
You were rubbing sand all over yourself and everyone else and claiming you were "EXFOLIATING."
If you feel like laying around and watching a movie, that's where I'll be for the next several hours not moving, blaming others, and generally feeling sorry for myself.
She just broke down showed up grabbed a beer said fuck it pulled off her fake eyelashes looked at my roommate and said we need to break up you're a nice guy and I'm a whore
Me too it's so nice. Debated studying out there but woulda been 90% babe-watching 5% flexing 3% studying and 2% talkin my boners down.
I mean you guys are my friends and all but if you fuck with me I will not hesitate to set you on fire
.......The other day I peed on him in the shower....he was trying to touch my boobs and I wanted my space.
My most recent midlife crisis involved eating a doughnut in 30 seconds but taking 5 minutes to do half a shot of whiskey, then deciding I wasn't going to finish it.
Just used an eyelash curler to open my beer since I didn't have a bottle opener. Things are starting to look up.
you have 10 seconds to explain why the toilet is full of bread or its ALL GOING ON YOUR BED.
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