How do I introduce myself to her without coming off as "the guy who jacks-off to her profile pic"?
Hypothetical question: If a guy wanted to watch you fuck me, would you be willing to take a long lunch break on Wednesday?
No that means he must've used the nipple clamps
I remember nothing of last night, but I did manage to figure out which frats I went to by the trails of straw across campus.
We should celebrate the resignation of Berlusconi tonight with too many bottles of wine and sambuca. We're allies, right?
Pack light, we're going straight to bar from the train. No place to put our shit.
Dude all I'm bringing is my dick and a phone charger.
only i would grind with someone to harp music at a gay wedding
What I've learned from glowsticks: glowing things are not safe to eat
Literally every boy I've dated is now in a somewhat successful band. My vagina has obviously been blessed by the rock gods.
I might go to an NA meeting just to fuck that boy in the bathroom.
Well I'm missing half a toenail if that's any indication of my night
Last nights hook up turn into a star wars history lesson.. He's luck y he's pretty..
You have to get it done early. Like a dick drive by. Hit it and run.
it was a hallmark card with butt plugs.
Where do you think your fantastically immense lady-boner for men in uniform comes from?
Randomize
