As a matter of fact my bong is named Hulkamania brother
Dude, I would hit that so hard that whoever could pull me out would become the king of England
We're so high we're finding things in the room to build a submarine with. So far we have two cardboard boxes, a piece of wood, puffy paint, and an empty bottle to use as a periscope.
so then they started chanting "LET'S GET A LITTLE BIT SCHWASTED. S-H-W-...WASTED!" theres nothing like partying with former high school cheerleaders
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well i just had my first "when i graduated college she was 12" morning
porn star boner night. come get it.
i swear to god. if they dont have practically DTF written on their foreheads, or a glowstick in their hands, strictly no entry.
I can wear a rubber suit at three am and spank someone's ass until its sore and fuck them three ways from Sunday. And get up the next day and do their laundry. As long as once in awhile they rub my back without expecting anything
Remember that time I got suspended in eighth grade, well it was like that but I was on acid and wearing goggles
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I just got a get of my turf look from a hooker. Apparently, Ninja Turtles T-shirt+Jeans+Flip-Flops=Hooker Gear. Woot.
I'm fucking a man old enough to be my father who is also dating my boss. What have you done with your life?
one of these days i'm gonna do a sparkly magical girl transformation into snoop dogg
The cat be actin like a 2:30 am poop is the time to tell me all about her thoughts and fears in life. No bitch, this is definitely alone time.
We made out in front of everyone INCLUDING his girlfriend. And no one saw. THAT DRUNK!
Is there a number of dicks a girl can have in a weekend before it becomes unacceptable? Asking for a friend
Remember! It’sa long weekend and a holiday weekend and it’s America’s birthday! So don’t short change me!
I thought you were asking for a friend
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