Different chick, same blowjob, same parking lot.
i wish i could "like" people's thoughts in real life like i can on facebook
you can....by speaking....
The money shot is kinda like the "The End" part of a children's book isn't it?
I'm listening to bach and watching porn,is that a sign of depression?
Quite the contrary. Sophistication.
I'm pre-party power houring. It's so catchy I couldn't not do it
i should not be allowed to orgasm that much in one day.
I told her she can't come to our bonfire because she throws up on herself & she has a mustache. And now apparently I'm a bitch or something.
I deem it safe for us to drink together again.
They dropped the charges?
Yeppers. Come drink beers.
I just caught myself watching and Irish step dance documentary in my underwear drinking nyquil through a straw at 2 in the afternoon. today's off to a good start.
Here's what I don't understand. How does anyone watch you eat mayo for 12 minutes and then ever fuck you again??
Congratulations! You can now legally do that thing you said you never do again!
THANKS! I'M SO EXCITED TO NOT DO THE THING
OMG YOU GO OUT AND NOT DO THAT THING, GIRL! I SUPPORT YOU 100%!!!
A shark bit my leg in the Gulf of Mexico well me and the T were banging so look for it in the papers
sex on a bike is impossible
challenge accepted
Im drunk taking pregnancy tests with this really hot girl...i dont know what is happening
I kinda realized titty fucking is purely for our enjoyment, they dont really get much out of it, except for a guy sitting on them and and a dick bouncing of their chin
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