Sometimes I wonder if my friend studies mystic Christian theology because he's afraid to come out of the closet. Evidently, it's okay to talk about God coming inside you, but not to say the same about dudes.
Soap is not a condiment
doing washington apple shots with my mom. sunday afternoons suddenly got so much better.
Pretending to care to care about playoffs in exchange for free shots. I'm sorry in advance.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
She said I had the biggest dick she'd ever seen. And when you consider how many she's come in contact with, it's kind of like winning the heisman.
seeing two hook-ups in tagged in the same picture will send chills down anyone's spine.
during charades she pointed to herself and you guessed 'girl who wants to fuck me'
I meant to thank you again for giving up a potential interracial threesome to come to my party. I'm glad you stayed!
I just did the math. It is, in fact, cheaper to go out drinking every weekend than it would be for me to pay for a legitimate therapist. What are you doing next Friday night?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
They were so big her bra clasped in the front. Didn't even know those existed.
Can't find my wig, my underwear, or my dignity. Halloween 2016
Update: tequila girl had her hand down groomsmen pants
The Lion King Is on YouTube
Until 2 minutes ago I actually had a chance to pass my midterms... thanks alot
No, not if I told them not to. they listen to me. I have a vagina.
I think there is cocaine on my toothbrush.
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