It started with Hannah Montana and ended with alcoholism.
and she's shaped like a lego person so that's not happening
she always winds up in the cupboards its nothing new.
Saw a guy pass out and hit his head on a urinal. Laughing too hard to help him up
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Doing blow at 6am to "wake myself up for clinicals" was a baaaaad idea
If he really loved his girlfriend then he'd wear a condom when he fucks me.
I'm pretty sure that when my parents bought me those savings bonds they thought it would go towards something useful like tuition. Not your bail.
I told you I'd buy you lunch.
i'll booty call him tonight after the radiohead concert, that way he can see his favorite band and his favorite vagina all in one night.
Her eyebrows were plucked so thin that she had to have gonorrhea. Clean girls just don't pluck that way
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If this party got busted it would be an improvement
dude you had a hot girl interested and took shots together, as soon as it went down the hatch you upchucked on her entire existance..
successful birthday. 2012 rules
so serious though like its almost like I'm playing a game that's my life and Im always losing
I distinctly remember telling him "I'll suck your dick while you eat pizza"
Unfortunately i'm awake, hungover, and covered in something I'm pretty sure is Easy Cheese. Send help.
not that im pissed, but why are there two naked chicks in my bed?
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