Yeah, it was perfect until the end. Apparently women are super attracted to me until the sleeping with part.
Have you not heard of Jennifer's supreme lust for William Shatner? She wants to eat Taco Bell off of his love handles
She's NOT homeless...she graduated early.
He was in a gay KY jelly commercial. Jew male model. Reasons not to sleep with him. Go.
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He deserves to hear about your Vagina Shrooms
Do you remember trying to eat gravel when we were walking back to the dorm?
no more duck duck goose at the bar
We were just talking bout putting on helmets and going fo a car ride just to see how ppl react. I will def fit in here haha
Oh god he's like Julia Roberts in pretty woman... And I'm the one who's gotta make a lady out of him.
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These days, you and me are swimming in dicks.
Marco
Polo
The internet is out at West Chester so I'm masturbating using my imagination. What is this, the fucking dark ages?
I woke up naked with a $20 bill taped to my titty, so I must of had fun.
I would eat the Denny's grand slam special out of my new probation officers b hole
and please, if you feel the urge to call me crying tomorrow night, do so. i will be home bored and sober.
whered you go
woke up in a ditch, shat infront of a little league game, slept in her stairway...i need to come here more often
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