If it makes you feel better he went down on me when i had a yeast infection.
I think I might.. possibly.. like a Justin Bieber song.
I think you might... possibly... have sprouted a vagina.
you'll be glad to know I got kicked off the microphone at a bar in Breckenridge last night thanks to my country rendition of all star
It's refreshing to see you in something that is stained with something other than vomit and spilled alcohol.
im swimming of confusion and bacardi. where do i go from herrrrrre
On a side note I think I burnt my eyebrow when we "teter-totered" into the fire
Ive seen teh same guy pissing in the corner. Twice. Its eally weird. My frieds gonna do th funnel. Im so excited for her! Love, cori. Cuz its lik a diary.
Well some days you just have to get blackout drunk and try to speak Spanish to French Canadian strangers
Dont act like I'm the only one that gets on a plane and picks out the one im gonna have fuck if we have time before the crash
I have a calendar reminder for world domination today, you wouldn't happen to know anything about that would you?
Any time you've had a failed relationship, I blast No Sex for Ben by The Rapture and dance around my room. I wish I was joking.
Overheard a drunk girl talk about how when she's drunk she believes in more than one God
If my emotions are below a 3 or above a 7, I'm crying
Listening to The Little Mermaid soundtrack should cure my drunkeness right?
I would wear his ballsack as a hat if he asked me to
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