fyi, if youre wondering if offering a female police officer sexual favors will get you out of a ticket, the answer is no.
My bracket is officially just a list of teams that lost.
i only understood the part that said mucho orgasmos
it got awkward when the only couple not hooking up was just watching..
currently taking a solo cab to the strip club at 1 in the morning. this is healthy.
Just retrieve me from the bathroom floor when you're done
Had a grope session with a girl who looked like my Mom and had the same name as her as well. I think therapy is in order.
At Walgreens. I'm getting condoms and a bottle of water so that I'm not "just getting condoms". I don't think I'm fooling anyone though.
I would agree. Whose business is it if I like to guzzle vodka by the liter on my of time? Answer: mine.
you threw me on the ground pryed my purse out of my hands screaming " I JUST WANNA HOLD IT A LITTLE BIT". later i found you putting on my lip gloss.
I asked him if we were going to get arrested for doing it in the bar parking lot. "Absolutly not" said the guy getting the blow job...
If you had amazing eyebrows i'd have sex with them.
I was the only one in group sessions to bring up sex as a stress reliever. Some of those people were awfully judgy despite the fact we were all in a psych ward.
Idk I saw a cheetah print onesie and it reminded me of your Lion King fantasy.
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